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Friday, July 16, 2010

nitWits - capsule 1

Scene: Food court, City center, Chennai.

Me: "So what do u want?"
Surya: "I like porn and kiss."
Me: *rewinding in the head*
Surya: "Its my favorite."
me: "What?"
Surya: "I had it with Shriya last thursday too. And today also i will have the same."
Me:"where?"
Surya: "In the subway"
Me:"porn and kiss?"
Surya: NO DUDE!! Corn and peas!!
Me:"Aaah!!!" *dodged a bullet*

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