The Name Game

By:
Aabhas Sharma
B*Tch
The writer is an emeritus prof on perversion and has taken several inter-course with students in various Universities. (Or so he likes to believe)


Disclaimer:

Not for the weak hearted or clean souls. May lead to permanent inclinaion to perversion. May lead to stimulation of a previously untouched and unknown part of the brain. And all the bad humor is an outcome of Aabhas and Aabhas only.
This post shall not be copied in part or whole and if required should be done only after the perversion (oops permision) of Edwin Denial.



It all started centuries back when a group of virgin ass palaeontologists wanted to get laid. From the age of being named Homo Erect Us to the homos we are today, the human mind had always found a way to be "pervy".
So here is what we, the backbenchers analysed while our IC engine profs rattled on and on about gas crisis in Afghanistan. And guess what its a small pervy world after all.

Subject 1.Lingam Reddy(Read: lin-gam-reddy)

Well for the folks who dont know what Lingam means, refer to the link



Who would want their child to be a dick all their life?
Oh wait. A lot of Americans do. And certainly the English makeover doesnt sound the least bit appealing. Lingam Reddy becomes Dick Ready.

Subject2: Bhaskar Jyoti(Read: Bas-kar)
Well his parents were confused since he didn't evolve properly as u can see.


So they played it safe (well after having him of course). His dad told his mom "Enough!! Bas Kar!!"
All said and done, the man boobs and the hippo hips are still misleading.


Subject3: Gayathri Menon(Read:Gay-Three-menon)
As if two werent enough.
When she moved to AP, the college made it Men-on-gayathri. Well she was not the first victim. There were men-on-radhika and Men-on-vishnu who btw are married. No. She is not Men-on-men-on-Radhika.

Suject4: B.Radikha(read: Bra-dhika)
to get her naked all you got to do is...."say my name baby".

We now enter the ugly baby names.
Subject5: Sayak Ghosh(Read:So-yuck-O-Gosh)
Yes. Those were everyone's first words after seeing him.

Subject6: Gaurab Sunder(read: Go-rub-sunder)
His name came with an instruction. Go rub sunder Dutta. There is nothing better to boost the self esteem of a child than to give him/her a beautiful middle name. Atleast that way, even the ugliest could say. "Yes. I am sunder" without having to lie.

Now some parents always have Money on their mind..

Subject7: Manikam (read: money-come)
His parents believe in the saying "kids are an investment". And of course they expect returns.
Subject8; VATsal and DhayVAT
yes..they are gujjus. Need i say more?


Subject9: B.Praveen Kumar
When kids grow up, their parents say you can be the president or you can be a doctor. (Makes one wonder whether they wanted one to be an engineer). But no. His parents wanted him to B(e) praveen kumar.

Subject10: Ishita singh(Read: I-shit-a-singh)
No offense honey. But thats one big asshole. :P


Subject11: Nitin lakhotia(read: Nit-in-lakho-tia)
Some say ones destiny is scripted in ones head. But his were future was on his balls. NIT(W) in lakhotia. And so he did drag his balls to an NIT. For the Hindi-illiterates : Lakhote=balls

Now don't u think its a pervy world after all?